do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
"I cried over a fucking marshmallow last week this all makes sense"
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they