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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

nicevagina:

That is one of the most powerful posters I’ve ever seen.

nicevagina:

That is one of the most powerful posters I’ve ever seen.

babyminaj:

where is their oscar

p0kemina:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

"I cried over a fucking marshmallow last week this all makes sense"

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

I am a lioness. I will not cringe for them.

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

  1. me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  2. my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  3. me: no

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they